Poor Florida, I hope this year their vote actually means something to someone. TONS of Florida residents flew to NEW YORK to protest Bush for STEALING the election and telling Florida Voters to go fuck themselves, that their votes are just for show, and they don't count!

So this bumper sticker is for you folks in Florida... May the force be with you! You folks need to plant TWO Bushes BACK IN TEXAS!!

Fuck! I know how mean and bitchy I get like when I don't get laid enough, but this is darwian proof that women evolved from monkeys:

Sexually frustrated chimpanzee takes up smoking, spitting in Chinese zoo
Sun Aug 29, 9:34 AM ET

BEIJING (AFP) - Visitors to the Zhengzhou Zoo in central China's Henan province who do not enjoy passive smoking, let alone being spat on, had better avoid the monkey cage.



Thirteen-year-old chimpanzee Feili has turned to smoking, begging cigarettes from visitors and spitting on them when they do not comply, the Xinhua state news agency reported Sunday.

Her fierce behavior is in reaction to being paired with a male, 28 years her senior, who seems to lack either the interest or the capability to satisfy her sexual demands, the agency said.

Although Feili's behavior may seem outrageous, it is no more so than that of the people outside the cage, since she only took up her new habits after observing the visitors to the zoo, according to Xinhua.

And this is proof BUSH DID!


and:

The question has been on the mind and out of the mouth of gay babes on Kerry's campaign trail, Mr. Bush should be prepared to answer the same questions. Here he and DICKHEAD Cheney are preparing their reponse:

a Dear Friend recently told me I need to stop with the anti-Bush shit.

Perhaps he is right, time to pick on Bush's Buddies a bit instead!!



How could a man who LOST AN ELECTION TO A DEAD CANDIDATE be appointed US ATTORNEY GENERAL? He lost his re-election bid for the state of Missouri's Governor seat to a man who died in a plane crash the MONTH before the election! PEOPLE IN MISSOURI HATED THE CREEP! 42 Senators voted against his nomination for Attorney General, the most ever cast against a nomininee. This religious zealot needs to go back to under the priest's gown he came from!

I live in a town in which there are atleast a half dozen porn shops within 2 miles or less of my house. For the last several weeks, there has been a small group of people sitting outside the stores with homeade signs, heckling the people driving by and trying to block the people from getting inside. Now I know there are some fucking stupid states where buying a simple dildo is considered immoral and, even worse, ILLEGAL!! But where I come from, Porn Shops are part of everyday life around here. I have been hitting them up since I was in High School (where my first purchase was pink, fuzzy handcuffs).
The other day when I saw this ridiculous protest group, I got so angry, I reacted by sticking my whole body out of the car with both middle fingers up screaming "Fuck You, Ball Busters"!! Today, I got a better idea. I think I will take all my toys out of my adult toybox and tie them together on a rope, stick it around my neck and wear it like a necklace, while they are all turned on high speed as well. Then, I will put on my old favorite spaghetti string tank-top that says "PORN STAR" in red sparkley letters, sans the bra so my big ol' titties will be hanging all about the place and carry my own homeade sign, marching in front of those zealots that reads "I MASTERBATE" on one side and "I LOVE PORN" on the other... Just so the other side has representation! I love my right to porn and I love my right to protest! Long Live The Porn Shops!

To All My Friends, Family, Readers and Enemies,

This is my site and I like it. I write for other's in mind. Some people write for themselves, I write for others. I enjoy my blogs and Journals, and there is nothing that i have written that I am ashamed of or will ever delete. I have the links and cross links to my sites everywhere. I realize that there are certain people who would find my stories or pictures offensive, and that's fine. I am aware that it is controversial and that it isnt for everyone. It isn't always real news stories, but sometimes it uses news or my own personal news. It is meant to be an entertaining thing to read on the Internet, by those who want to read it. It is variation from humdrum news stories about death, crime, wars, etc.

I recently had some dumb cunt threaten to show my site to certain people who I am sure would rather not see it. But what the dumb cunt doesnt realize is that my site is linked to my email address and online identies, which all my friends and family already have. I haven't denied anyone access. You see, some people, like the dumb cunt, have many faces, I have one. I am an open book, and I realize that sets me up for people to talk their shit and make their dehumanized conformist judgments about me or the way I live. I don't care though. I like being human and being allowed to make mistakes, I like sharing those mistakes and stories with others. I don't hide behind some image my family created for me, nor do I live my life trying to hide things from my family that might disappoint them or embarrass them. I am sorry if they feel that way, but i have and always will live my life for ME and ONLY ME! I make mistakes but i take full responsibility for them, I dont hide them or deny them I DON'T FUCKING PRETEND I AM PERFECT- I LET IT ALL HANG OUT, BECAUSE I CAN AND IT IS EASIER THAN LIVING BEHIND A BUNCH OF LIES AND MULTIPLE FACES!! That's just me. WYSIWYG

To those of you who visit with me from time to time, I would like to welcome you and thank you, I hope you enjoy it. For those of you who don't, there is a button on your mouse that when you click on the red-X-ed box in the right-hand corner, this site will go bye- byes. That is your option.

To tell the dumb cunt to FUCK OFF~ MY SITE AINT COMING DOWN , is my option.

Love, Peace and KY GREASE,
-=Jamie=-

What no apology?

Why I love Australian advertising! 

The Handsome Young Senator and Future VP of the USA, was recently asked about the size of George Dubya's penis... upon which he answered in a manner consistant with what I had already expected....

LOS ANGELES - Funk legend Rick James, best known for the 1981 hit "Super Freak" before his career disintegrated amid drug use and violence that sent him to prison, died Friday. He was 56.

His music and influence in the HipHop industry will live on forever! REST IN PEACE, SUPER FREAK!

Speaking of freaks:

A PICTURE STORY

DAVENPORT, Iowa - Three banks were robbed while and Democratic nominee were speaking just blocks away from one another Wednesday morning.

Thousands of political supporters attended the two events and officers from the Bettendorf police department, Scott County sheriff's office and Iowa State Patrol, as well as other smaller agencies helped with motorcade traffic.

ME THINKS, that Dubya prolly had do it whilst he entertained the crowds the the rallies. After all, no one has seen old Dickhead on the trails and they've been robbing this country for years now. And this exclusive leak was brought to my attention today..

then seen doing this:

You draw your own conclusions!~

My best friend asked me last night after reading the latest Yahoo News Headlines, "What is up with pregnant women getting murdered all the sudden"? My immediate impulse response was, "TWO WORDS: CHILD SUPPORT".
Now I didn't really think this concept through much until after I declared my hypothesis, but I does seem to be a possibility. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY! The Child Support system is truly fucked up by design. It's intention are good at best but faulty in practice. Women cannot depend on the checks to arrive on a normal schedule, then as soon as they do get used to the checks coming and the amount~ SUDDENLY~ there is a check that comes for some insane amount like $9.81. WHY?? There is always some indecipherable explanation and absolutely nothing that can be done about it. This makes the woman bitchy and pissed off, and she then in turn calls the 'baby's daddy' to bitch as there are no other feasible bitching alternatives.
Some men are just being RAPED by child support amounts. The middle class guy is rendered useless and into immediate poverty. The scheduled amounts don't make sense and this pissed the guy off as he has no money to live off of and no money to go start a new life with or drink or whatnot. This irrates said guy and he in turn gets call from said girl bitching and this just further divides the once fuckable couple into further mutual hatred.
Many man are seeing their fellow comrades dropping by the wayside in this new form of domestic warfare and I think it freaks them out. UNFORTUNATELY, it isn't deterring them enough to KEEP from KNOCKING someone up, but it is causing them to look at his once lovable woman who's now with-child as an 18 year death sentence and certain poverty. Certainly taking the chance of whacking the problem BEFORE it gets out of his control seems like an alternative whose benefits might just outweigh the risks!
Now I am not condoning the brutal murder of pregnant women, but I can certainly see both sides of this coin!~ So my suggestion is USING PROTECTION YOU DUMBFUCKWITS... There are FREE at ANY local planned parenthood... WOMEN THIS MEANS YOU TOO - especially you too~ because $87 dollars a weeks really doesn't do much to help raise a child...and with all the lovely condoms to choose from... it could be quite fun actually! Save your self and your ass!....

Now I know why he LOVES that JELLO!!

Today's Bushism: