8.25.2004
My Right to Porn!
I live in a town in which there are atleast a half dozen porn shops within 2 miles or less of my house. For the last several weeks, there has been a small group of people sitting outside the stores with homeade signs, heckling the people driving by and trying to block the people from getting inside. Now I know there are some fucking stupid states where buying a simple dildo is considered immoral and, even worse, ILLEGAL!! But where I come from, Porn Shops are part of everyday life around here. I have been hitting them up since I was in High School (where my first purchase was pink, fuzzy handcuffs).
The other day when I saw this ridiculous protest group, I got so angry, I reacted by sticking my whole body out of the car with both middle fingers up screaming "Fuck You, Ball Busters"!! Today, I got a better idea. I think I will take all my toys out of my adult toybox and tie them together on a rope, stick it around my neck and wear it like a necklace, while they are all turned on high speed as well. Then, I will put on my old favorite spaghetti string tank-top that says "PORN STAR" in red sparkley letters, sans the bra so my big ol' titties will be hanging all about the place and carry my own homeade sign, marching in front of those zealots that reads "I MASTERBATE" on one side and "I LOVE PORN" on the other... Just so the other side has representation! I love my right to porn and I love my right to protest! Long Live The Porn Shops!
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