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4.30.2004

It must be the sex (whoops!) Dante's Damnation... 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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4.26.2004

The Pussy Kavorka? 

Kavorka (n) Lativan term for the Allure of The Animal, considered a sexual curse of attraction.

My Kavorka Pussy should be declared a Weapon of Mass Destruction and it is really. Pussy is the source of all life and pleasure, and mine is a real treat. In fact, it is the forbidden fruit. It seems as though men who only attempt to endulge in my peach for a little while, survive just fine, but those who try to own the peach, control the peach, or be the ONLY one to have the peach~ they fall victim to the curse of the Kavorka. Things in their lives start to fall apart. They start to compromise their security, friends and peace of mind. They see pink and lose site of everything else. They try to buy the sole rights to it, they strive to own it, put it on a shelf and keep it just for themselves. They become a stalker to it.
It is a very nice one, I compare it to other women's every chance I get, porn stars, movie stars, other girls i know. I occassionally leave the house without makeup, but never without a perfectly groomed pussy, lathered in lotion, a touch of expensive perfume and NEVER EVER deny it fresh air by covering it with panties... perfect to the touch, the scent and the taste.- always. As such, I believe it is to be shared with other, shown to others, and touched by others. I have spent years sharing it with as many people as possible- men and women, friends and strangers, people all over the internet. It's what i like to do.

It has proven to be successful for me. It has gotten me gifts and trips and access to boats and exclusive parties. Dates with very rich men, very handsome men, very sexy women. IT IS MY POWER, my strength, my security. It is what i used to barter for the better things in life and it has kept me from having a real job for years. But today, I am worried about it. I am worried that it really IS posion. I am worried that even the nice men are effected by it in ways that changes them, makes them weak. I find a super guy and within weeks he is changed. He is compromising all his standards, falling prey to it and becoming jello. It makes me sad as i see yet another wonderful person become ruined because of it. I have destroyed so many people's lives with it all over town. It is truly a WMD and that is why I should just save it for those I don't care about, those I just want in it and bounce. God help us all....




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4.25.2004

Men... can't live without 'em, can't marry 'em 

Most girls wait their whole lives for that magical 4-word question... "would you marry me?", I however am not most girls. I was recently asked this question- and unlike all the mushy proposals on television commercials and in the movies where the girl's eyes fill with tears of joys and there is kissing and hugging- my reaction was to grab a backpack, fill it with my shower necessities and run with it. The hints had been dropping for weeks including an accidental call from the jewelers and I knew it was coming. I tried to head it off by refusing to go anywhere with him that could produce the romantic environment that could result in a proposal. I tried having all my closest friends tell him how scared of i am of commitment (i get nausau signing a two-year cell phone contract!). But stubborn him, in his quest to prove he doesn't need to heed anyone's advice... he asks me anyhow. I said NO. I just aint ready for that, I wanna be like goldie hawn and kurt russel, ya know, just live together in sin for life perhaps, but if that happens, i dont want to plan that. I want my future to just happen, no plans no commitments and no contracts. I guess I can't handle security and stability, I am afraid of it, I loathe making plans...

But mostly, I love men, I love their bodies and their cocks, I love learning what turns them on and kissing them, I love the smell of their cologne, I love the way their muscles feel, I LOVE FUCKING MEN!! I really don't know how I am going to learn to be monogomous... It is the single hardest thing I have ever done. It just doesn't seem natural to me to be with just one - forever...It isn't my nature... maybe i am a slut, whore, evil bitch, but i just like to think i am a conniseur of men, of the male anatomy... obviously, i am just not marriage material... maybe an open marriage, but eww...
But how can you know in only a few months time that you are 100% sure you have found the ONE person who can satisify your sexual urges and curiousities for the REST of your ACTIVE SEXUAL LIFE?? I don't believe that is enough time. I always said, the only reason i would ever get married is for the alimony, and i like this one enough to not want to do that to him...

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4.12.2004

the S-Factor, hey do i know you? 

another confirmation on the slut factor:

Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink ThingHotwax in uncomfortableplaces
Your Sexual StrengthYou recharge instantly..
Your Sexual WeaknessYou masturbate too much.
Your Likely STDLymphogranuloma Venereum
How Many Partners in Crime?We all know you're a slut.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!


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the language of luva's 

What Do You Cry Out During Sex? by twinkerbelle
Name/Nickname:
Age
What You Cry Out:"You were so worth the $26.50!"
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4.11.2004

the easter fairy? WWJD? 

nothing makes the little shithead girl in me laugh harder than to watch people get pissed off about the little things they can't control. especially christians. to honor my fellow hypocritical brethren, i bring forth to you on this special day, a little frequently known fact sure to piss off any jesus loving freak. i typed in WWW.JESUS.COM and it redirected me to this site http://www.mccchurch.org/index2.htm. It is an international christian fellowship that totes the following welcome:

"ALL are welcome in MCC...
a worldwide fellowship of Christian
churches with a special outreach to
the world's gay, lesbian, bisexual and
transgender communities."

ha! i am so proud of the gay community of christians! not only do they not worry about sexual bigotry, but they staked claim to the famous www.jesus.com! what would Pat Robinson think? can you image all the red-faced, gay-hating holier-than-thou christians who curiously typed in jesus.com in honor of Easter? i think this site has renewed my faith in christians today!! what would Jesus do? maybe he would axe the easter bunny and have an easter fairy instead! HA!




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