Nihilistic Me

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Yesterday, I got a response from my State Senator GEORGE VOINOVICH. I wrote him to express my belief that there should exist no type of censorship of the media whatsoever, but especially that pertaining to nudity and what is known as obscene or indecent material on public airwaves. The FCC defines obscene material as that describing sexual conduct and lacking "serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value". George V. writes me back and in his two-page response, he basically tells me to go FUCK MYSELF, as long as it isn't shown on public airwaves. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME BIG BEEFCAKE BUTT-FUCK HIM ON TV WHILE FORCING HIM TO WEAR A LITTLE BO PEEP DRESS AND BONNET!!~~ BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE OF POLITICAL VALUE! See, George says the societal and moral values as protrayed on television are heavily influencing during a child's development, and that sexuality is dangerous to our children's safety. Cool, so kids can watch the immortal RoadRunner die violent deaths 24 hours a day, but sex is dangerous. WHAT THE FUCK?

George continued to explain that in fact, he and other senators are working vigorously on the BROADCAST DECENCY ENFORCEMENT ACT OF 2004, S. 2056. This amendment would increase the fines placed on broadcasters found to have violated the terms and conditions of their FCC license, permits, etc. ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA YOU IDIOTS!! WHY NOT INCREASE THE VALUE AND MAGNITUDE of "indecent acts" or as Janet Jackson calls them an "ACCIDENT". Her accident was the perfect accessory to her latest record release. It increased her publicity and she banked off all of the "NEGATIVE" attention. In Europe, boobs, tits, asses, flaccid penises are all over the public airwaves. Not all the time, but the English don't concern themselves with a tit or two. For the US to make such ADO out of this is Capitalistic GENIUS. People are more curious about it, they seek it out more, they are willing to pay for cable to see tits and ass in this country, they purchase subscription to Porn Sites and Pay-Per-View specials, collecting taxes along the way. CORPORATE TAXES, CABLE TAXES, SALES TAXES, INCOME TAXES FOR PORN STARS AND CABLE TV ACTRESSES. AND IT IS MY BELIEF AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, THAT THE REPUBLICANS SHOULD STOP GENERATING PROFIT BY IMPOSING THEIR DECENCY STANDARDS ON US! WE ARE NOT A COUNTRY OF DECENT PEOPLE! THE FIRST PEOPLE SENT HERE BY ENGLAND WAS THEIVES AND CRIMINALS- OUTCASTS!! The shit is still coming into the homes of people with children, kids are good at finding ways to quench their curiousity. THEY ARE STILL SEEING IT! Besides, if that stuff was on PUBLIC AIRWAYS, it wouldn't be such a big deal. There would be free GIRLS GONE WILD shows on television because no one would have to pay to see some tits and ass! SEX SHOULD BE FREE~ free of costs, free of violations, free of will and free for all! :-)

You can't see them on TV, but you can see mine here. FUCK BOTH OF YOU GEORGE MOFO'S!!

someone needs to have that idiot arrested!!! I never did understand why women flock around him like he is Jesus with a working penis! But during a bad thunderstorm the other day, while my satellite was fucking up and only the local channels were coming in, I was forced to watch this man. He is a propagandist. He wants to be a beacon to the forlorn, but he just creates more hurt. I WANT TO BE ON THIS MAN'S SHOW!! HE AND I HAVE SOME SHIT TO TALK ABOUT!!

first of all, with his cult-like following, he is creating a society of women who are becoming complete and total lovefools! He breeds hope in the hopeless. He makes monogamy seem possible. He is a prophet of false hope and learned helplessness~ and he makes me sick. Instead of fostering more realistic relationships among men and women, he is making the impossible seem normal. So your husband fucked some other girl, good for him! GO FUCK SOMEONE ELSE TOO!! It feels good and often strengthens the relationship as guilt makes you treat the other person more kindly. CHEATING IS GOOD FOR RELATIONSHIPS!!

Let me have my own talk show! I would change the way women think about sex and relationships. IF I RULED THE WORLD, THINGS WOULD CHANGE!! First thing I would do, is outlaw monogamy. I would make marriage illegal and shut down all churches and Dr. Phil-like morons who uphold antiquated standards that even the people living in Bible times, didn't adhere to. Monogamy is IMPOSSIBLE!! (unless you are really really ugly, and then only if you are broke and ugly!) I SEE PEOPLE SUFFERING ALL AROUND ME BECAUSE IDIOTS LIKE DR. PHIL TRY AND TEACH PEOPLE THAT RELATIONSHIPS ARE OWNERSHIPS!!!
People can't own people. People shouldn't suffer and fight over whether someone loves them and only them!

I have been in love so many times in my life- Hell some of them only lasted a day or a week. The notion that there is only ONE person out there for each of us IS BULLSHIT!! If people still want to be in relationships and loveless marriages to suffer, they should be required to marry someone they would NEVER have sex with. OUR SEX LIVES AND SEXUAL SATISFACTION SHOULD NOT LIE IN THE HANDS OF ONE PERSON!! People suffer because they choose to have only one person in their lives that they expect to make them happy! MAKE YOURSELVES HAPPY!! DON'T RELY ON A MAN OR WOMAN TO GIVE YOU HAPPINESS!!

I have so many people in my life. So many lovers, friends, family, ex's, beer drinking acquaintances. I NEED ALL OF THEM!! I NEED LOTS OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE!! I AM TOO MUCH WOMEN FOR ONLY ONE MAN TO HANDLE!!!

I wish we lived in the age of Hippy communes. I wish free sex was standard behavior. I wish that if the person you loves disappoints you, that it would be okay to find solace in the arms of another - be it a lover or friend. It would be cool if we could set up a house with someone we care a lot about, but keep that relationship as the primary relationship, yet have secondary and tertiary relationships to alleviate the pressure from the primary relationship. Just free love and good times!!

Picture this scenerio, Something I like to call the 3-Way Switch! I love to have sex with twin brothers because I get to know the brothers in a special way that only the lover of twins knows. THREE BROTHERS, would (if they aren't, I will pretend they are) be even better than twins... THREESOME are fun, but I have done all the gender combinations and having been figuring the next logical thing to do would be a FOURSOME... me and three brothers= the three way switch... like a Musical Chairs only it would be Musical Vagina.... we can play their CD and when the music stops, Everyone Better be in their respective spaces ;-) I want the song "Jew Rock to play in the background because the tempo and speed is so tantalizing and deliciously playful.

Check them out - you will love them but, not like I COULD LOVE THEM!! -=wink, wink=-

PS. To All the Lady Folk: If you lack the ability to laugh at yourselves and see life for what its worth, be warned, you might be somewhat offended, but you should just shut the fuck up and listen anyhow, because this is good shit!

This is for Tiffany... may she one day understand why she was tossed like salad in Attica. (No animals were injured in the making of these boots.)