I love you, beer, your my best friend
You keep me happy when I see red
You taste so cold, full and crisp
Yet, I don't see you when I piss.
You make me laugh, you makes me cry
You make me horny and I know why.
Seems like you're always removing my thong,
Makes a dick seem twice as long!
You cheer me up when I am sad,
at 3am, NO one looks bad.
Driving with you seems like a blast
You make the work day go by so fast.
Clint, my clitoris, loves you as well,
with you, one touch will make him swell!
You don't care about damn holidays,
You just want me to go get laid.
You make my friends seem really funny!
I just love you, beer, my hunny!
And today I realized this
If only YOU had a PENIS……