1. My name is Jamie Jameson. I have lived a life full of socially unacceptable behavior. I make no apologies, and waste no time on regrets.
2. I have 5 piercings: Tongue, Belly button, and 3 sets in each ear.
3. I love to shoot guns and am an incredible markswoman.
4. The first time I got drunk, I was 2 yrs old, my grandfather from Yugoslavia gave me beer in my bottle at my baptism party.
5. My nationality is Serbian and Russian.
6. As a Libra, I have an OCD trait when it comes to everything in my life, home and work area feeling balanced, and am a natural at feng shui.

7. I wanted to be a lawyer since I was 5 years old.
8. When dining at a Japanese restaurant in L.A., I met Fabio, who was much shorter than I could have ever imagined.
9. I have had insomnia since I was a child.
10. I have a tendency to sleep with very inappropriate people in my life including my: landlord, professor, arresting officer, therapist, boss and dad’s best friend.
11. I am a self-taught computer geek by trade. I learned and love to work with coding, networking, websites and hardware.

12. I won several scholarships in college by writing essays while I was stoned.

13. I have two tattoos, the Sublime Sun and a Kiss on my ass cheek.

14. I have 2 Jack Russells- Sanford Brown and Mixed “Mixie” moods- they have ADHD.

15. I let one of my professors in college come to my house to bathe me on several separate occasions; I got an “A” in his class.

16. I went to Cancun for vacation and ended up staying for two months.
17. I once paid an escort to show my boyfriend the right way to go down on me.
18. I have $0/month entitled to me from Social Security when I retire according to that mailing they send out.
19. I am an Independent who votes mostly Democratic.
20. I studied law, psychology, geography, history and political science at advanced levels in college and got straight A’s, I smoked marijuana before class everyday. That, ladies and gentleman, is my brain on drugs.
21. When I am depressed I: sleep, shop, drink or all three.
22. My favorite male body parts are: that rarely seen little depression between the belly and the hip; the jaw, and v-shaped backs.
23. While living in Nashville, I ended up dating a guy from my first table I ever had as a waitress. He turned out to be a professional baseball player.
24. In high school I was on the Debate Team, was Historian of S.A.D.D., was a photographer for the yearbook staff, wrote for the school newspaper and was on the National Honor Society yet went to school stoned every day.
25. I lived in Cocoa Beach, FL for a while as a result of me randomly getting in my car and driving until I was too tired to drive anymore because I wanted a change.
26. I lost my virginity shortly after my 16th birthday to the captain of the Debate Team. I lied about being a virgin to him out of shame because I was ashamed of still being a virgin.
27. My first real job was as a bill collector for G.E. Capital, my first fake job was picking strawberries.
28. I was baptized Eastern Orthodox, raised Christian, converted to Catholicism before I started reading the teachings of Buddha and quit going to church completely because I hate organized religion.
29. I blackout every time I drink more than three shots of tequila.
30. I always lie about my real age and weight. I’m a women, it’s my right.
31. I was a bartender for 5 years where I made more money in one year than my parents ever had.
32. I saved my brother from drowning in Daytona Beach by swimming him to shore being choked the whole way. I was 10 and he was 8. My mother never noticed as she drank strawberry daiquiris on the beach.
33. I always buy happy meals when I see people on the street with signs saying they will work for food, just standing there is work enough.
34. I bruise extremely easy, always have. Fuck bruises make cheating especially hard to get away with.
35. I saw my first porno magazine when I was 8 in my father’s garage.
36. I started my period and had to wear a bra when I was 9 years old.
37. I couldn’t read until I was in 3rd grade when I was finally diagnosed with ADHD and medicated with Methphenydate (Ritalin). I am still taking medication for my ADD, only now it’s Adderall (mixed amphetamines salts).
38. I was on TV once when I was pulled up on stage to assist a comedian at the Improv in Chicago. I wish I would have known before hand I would have wore undies with that mini-skirt.
39. I dated two men and owned 2 dogs that were mono-orchid (having only one testicle). Got nuts?
40. I blew $50,000 in 2 years, traveling, partying and gifting the people I love.
41. My favorite Holiday is Cinco de Mayo and St. Patty’s Day because they don’t involve cards or family and do include heavy drinking.
42. I have never had a 401k plan.
43. I own only one pair of underwear that I only keep to wear to funerals and weddings.
44. When I am thirsty, I opt for either a Miller Lite, cosmopolitan, apple martini, cold water, diet pepsi, or a diet Rock Star.
45. I had my first kiss in 7th grade by a boy named John King in the bushes in front of my house. He touched my boob, and I thought I peed myself.
46. I ran away once in high school, but only got as far as those same bushes where I gave some kid oral sex while watching my friends and family ‘search’ for me.
47. I had my first audition for a play at the age of 29 when I read for the Vagina Monologues.
48. My best friends and I had a contest one summer to see who could get laid by more people before the start of the new school year. I lost with a total of 10 to my friend who had 13.
49. I gave my landlord oral sex for years instead of paying rent.
50. I once was offered and made $500 to have four used car salesman watch a lesbian girl give me oral sex for 20 minutes in a hotel room in Youngstown, where else can you make $1500/hour?