9.05.2004
What-the-fuck Weddings
I find it so pecuilar that women dream of their perfect wedding from the time they are little girls. They have practice weddings with their friends with towels as veils and practice the wedding march. They pick their bridemaids long before they ever meet their prince charmings. Their guest list and colors are predestined and can shed tears imaging their daddies giving them away. FUKDAT!!!'
I think of marriage as a death in some sort of way, an end. A sentence, a punishment. A promise to stop my life in a cold-turkey fashion. An end to innocence, fun and excitment. An unfortunate, but safe trade-off. A trade-in of a youthful lifestyle and a life of being wined-and dined, flown around the country on lavish extened 'dates' and big time, big money fun for house chores, an early bedtime and a comfortable warm body to sleep next to. WHY WHY WHY do i have to see it so negatively??? There would be so many benefits for me to get married: increased credit, dental insurance, security, a home, love, understanding, not having to wake up before my boyfriend to put on makeup and fix my hair. So why do i hate it so much?
I see pathetic fucking needy women want this their whole lives and in spite of the fact that the wedding is a wonderful day of attention and fun and family- it is indeed ONLY ONE FUCKING DAY! The first day to the LONGEST Part of the rest of your life! I think i have come to associate marriage with needy bitches. IN FACT, I believe that some stupid women crave the marriage and wedding so strongly, they could put any toothless crack-addict to shame. And, like the crack addict, they sell their soul to the devil for it by taking the first person who comes their way to fulfill the marriage recipe. Because of that, I am seeing my once "in-your-face", married friends are now dropping like fallen soldiers in the land of destruction. Destroyed families, houses, big wonderful wedding presents that make it to the storage unit before they even get their first good dusting. Sad... Marriage should be outlawed- Dayumn.... I am proud to say I am 32 and CHOOSE to never believe in that fairy tale bullshit! LONG LIVE THE 30 Something single women with healthy sex-drives and no rings to tie us down!!
The only ball-and-chains I wanna see look more like this:
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I think of marriage as a death in some sort of way, an end. A sentence, a punishment. A promise to stop my life in a cold-turkey fashion. An end to innocence, fun and excitment. An unfortunate, but safe trade-off. A trade-in of a youthful lifestyle and a life of being wined-and dined, flown around the country on lavish extened 'dates' and big time, big money fun for house chores, an early bedtime and a comfortable warm body to sleep next to. WHY WHY WHY do i have to see it so negatively??? There would be so many benefits for me to get married: increased credit, dental insurance, security, a home, love, understanding, not having to wake up before my boyfriend to put on makeup and fix my hair. So why do i hate it so much?
I see pathetic fucking needy women want this their whole lives and in spite of the fact that the wedding is a wonderful day of attention and fun and family- it is indeed ONLY ONE FUCKING DAY! The first day to the LONGEST Part of the rest of your life! I think i have come to associate marriage with needy bitches. IN FACT, I believe that some stupid women crave the marriage and wedding so strongly, they could put any toothless crack-addict to shame. And, like the crack addict, they sell their soul to the devil for it by taking the first person who comes their way to fulfill the marriage recipe. Because of that, I am seeing my once "in-your-face", married friends are now dropping like fallen soldiers in the land of destruction. Destroyed families, houses, big wonderful wedding presents that make it to the storage unit before they even get their first good dusting. Sad... Marriage should be outlawed- Dayumn.... I am proud to say I am 32 and CHOOSE to never believe in that fairy tale bullshit! LONG LIVE THE 30 Something single women with healthy sex-drives and no rings to tie us down!!
The only ball-and-chains I wanna see look more like this:
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