eXpressive: 9/10
Practical: 5/10
Physical: 6/10
Giver: 2/10


You are a XPYT--Expressive Practical Physical Taker. This makes you a Player.

You are clever, sexy and sexually oriented. You know what you want and how to get it. You command attention in a room of strangers, as your charisma, your personality and your spending habits are all oriented toward making an impression on your target sex. You pay attention to details.

You reel people in easily, but have a harder time keeping them around since you are just as demanding in a long term relationship as you are on a night out. Combine your demanding nature with the fact that you're hard to keep up with and easily bored, and you get a recipe for problems with fidelity.

In a conflict, you're brutal -- you know how to unleash one cutting remark that turns a normal fight into a brawl or a breakup. Your general attitude is you just don't have time for fighting -- if you feel like your current partner doesn't understand you, you know you can find another one.

You may see yourself in a parent and dislike his/her choices, so you want to avoid them for yourself. You feel confined by social pressures, both to pair up and stay paired. It will (and should) take you years to settle (and for you, it may really feel like you're settling).

Please use a condom.

Of the 76978 people who have taken this quiz, 7.8 % are this type.

SPEAKING OF PLAYERS!!

First of all, the Inspiration of my Blog today came from the "Oddly Enough" section of Reuters. Where the TERMINATOR,Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger- CA, has officially signed a bill enforcing the illegality of NECROPHILIA. Yes, Folks, it is officially against the law to FUCK, FONDLE, MOLEST, VIOLATE SEXUALLY, MASTURBATE UPON, ENGAGE WITH FELLACIO UPON a CORPSE in the great state of CALIFORNIA~! (no doubt about it!)

Read the story for further details if you wish, but what I want to sexually educate you about today is PARAPHILIA "abnormal love" or better yet:

Paraphilias are sometimes referred to as sexual deviations or perversions. Paraphilias include fantasies, behaviors, or sexual urges focusing on unusual objects, activities, or situations.

A little known fact about me is that, besides having been born with an unusually strong sexual nature, I have studied abnormal psychology and criminal law for years. I am fascinated in particular, with Serial Murderers. I have expended thousands of hours reading, watching, listening, attempting to have empathic, sympathic feelings and understand Serial Killers, MOST OF WHICH practice some type of PARAPHILIA.

1. Sadism- Let's start with the so-called "normal" perversity of SADISM (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): there are TWO forms of SADISM- FIRST is a Person who is amused by or takes great pleasure in the psychological or physiological suffering of others; and SECOND, is the SEXUAL SADISM... a perversion of the erotic instinct in which the suffering of a victim is not just generally enjoyable but INTENSELY arousing, often to the point of ORGASM.
2. Dominance-: to reduce a victim to total submission (a pleasure I often indulge in my sexual powers).
3. Fetishism- a disorder in which a person can only be turned on my an object associated with the opposite sex (clothing, shoes, feet, stockings, panties, boxer shorts). A person with a fetish is usually a frequent masturbator while touching, holding, rubbing or smelling the fetish object.
4. Frotteurism-Related to the touching or rubbing of their body against a non-consenting, unfamiliar woman. Usually the male rubs his genital area against the female. (rape)
5. Masochism- sexual pleasure obtained from receiving punishment (physical or psychological)
6. Transvestitism- the practice of adopting the clothes or the manner or the sexual role of the opposite sex.
7.Gerontophilia - a morbid sexual fixation of the elderly.
8. Vampirism - a perversion (or paraphilia) in which people derive an intense sexual pleasure from the drinking of Human Blood.
9. Cannibalism- a perversion where there are fantasies about eating or being eaten by members of your own sexually preferred gender.
10. Exhibitionism- the perverse act of exposing and attracting attention to your own genitals.
11. voyeurism - perversion in which a person receives sexual gratification from seeing the genitalia of others or witnessing others' sexual behavior.
12. zoophilia -sexual attraction by a human to non-human animals. Human/animal sexual interaction is referred to as zoosexuality, or simply animal sex; the term bestiality is the actual dictionary term, used especially in legal and negative contexts.
13. Pedophilia- involves reoccurring sexual arousal and desires or fantasies involving sexual impulses toward a pre-adolescent child or children.
14. coprophilia- being sexually turned on by eating feces (shit).
15. Urophilia- a perverted fascination with piss.
16. klismaphilia- the paraphilia of deriving sexual pleasure from enemas.

and a few LESSER KNOWN paraphilias:
mysophilia- filth fetish
olfactophilia - smell fetish
transvestophilia - an erotic desire of cross-dressing
hybristophilia - sexual turn on of criminals or convict partner
autassassinophilia - erotic responses to a self-staged death
narratophilia -erotic storytelling
telephonicophilia -extreme excitment by lewd phone calling
toucheurism - touching a stranger
acrotomophilia - erotic impluse to fuck an amputee partner
formicophilia-an erotic response to crawling things

kleptophilia- an erotic desire of stealing
somnophilia - a sexual urge brought on upon by a sleeping partner
asphyxiophilia a strong sexual response to self-asphyxiation

Whatever turns you on, PROBABLY is normal,but if it isn't COMPLETELY normal, it is probably DEFINED somewhere in a PARAPHILIA manual, SO FEAR NOT that which makes your dick hard or your pussy wet~ UNLESS it is COMPLETELY against all LAWS of MORALITY and SEXUALITY... but fear not, as the ultimate beast is the sexual beast which resides in us all......

I find it so pecuilar that women dream of their perfect wedding from the time they are little girls. They have practice weddings with their friends with towels as veils and practice the wedding march. They pick their bridemaids long before they ever meet their prince charmings. Their guest list and colors are predestined and can shed tears imaging their daddies giving them away. FUKDAT!!!'
I think of marriage as a death in some sort of way, an end. A sentence, a punishment. A promise to stop my life in a cold-turkey fashion. An end to innocence, fun and excitment. An unfortunate, but safe trade-off. A trade-in of a youthful lifestyle and a life of being wined-and dined, flown around the country on lavish extened 'dates' and big time, big money fun for house chores, an early bedtime and a comfortable warm body to sleep next to. WHY WHY WHY do i have to see it so negatively??? There would be so many benefits for me to get married: increased credit, dental insurance, security, a home, love, understanding, not having to wake up before my boyfriend to put on makeup and fix my hair. So why do i hate it so much?

I see pathetic fucking needy women want this their whole lives and in spite of the fact that the wedding is a wonderful day of attention and fun and family- it is indeed ONLY ONE FUCKING DAY! The first day to the LONGEST Part of the rest of your life! I think i have come to associate marriage with needy bitches. IN FACT, I believe that some stupid women crave the marriage and wedding so strongly, they could put any toothless crack-addict to shame. And, like the crack addict, they sell their soul to the devil for it by taking the first person who comes their way to fulfill the marriage recipe. Because of that, I am seeing my once "in-your-face", married friends are now dropping like fallen soldiers in the land of destruction. Destroyed families, houses, big wonderful wedding presents that make it to the storage unit before they even get their first good dusting. Sad... Marriage should be outlawed- Dayumn.... I am proud to say I am 32 and CHOOSE to never believe in that fairy tale bullshit! LONG LIVE THE 30 Something single women with healthy sex-drives and no rings to tie us down!!

The only ball-and-chains I wanna see look more like this: