TODAY's "What-the-Fuk-is-Really-Going-on-Here?" Top Stories:
1. Woman Who Sold Sex Toy Has Charges Dropped:

A Texas woman charged with violating obscenity laws for selling a sexual toy and explaining to her customer how to use it has had the case against her dismissed, court officials said on Monday.

Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher in the town of Burleson near Forth Worth, was facing up to a year in jail after she sold a vibrator at a private party to two undercover police officers posing as a married couple.
The case received national attention because it touched off a debate on whether a person should be jailed for selling vibrators to adults.
Texas law allows for the sale of sexual toys as long as they are billed as novelties. But when a person markets the items in a direct manner that shows how they are used in sex, it is considered criminal obscenity.

BAD MOVE!! First of all, without instructions on proper use, WHO KNOWS what CRAZY things people would employ their new 'toy' for ... case in point:

Secondly, STUPID FUKIN TEXAS is known WORLDWIDE for having the BIGGEST DILDO OF ALL!! Case in point...

2. Singer Linda Ronstadt Ejected by Las Vegas Casino

Singer Linda Ronstadt (news) was thrown out of the Aladdin casino in Las Vegas on the weekend after dedicating a song to liberal film maker Michael Moore and his movie "Fahrenheit 9/11," a casino spokeswoman said on Monday.
Before her concert, Ronstadt had laughingly told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that she hoped that the casino performance would be her last.
"I keep hoping that if I'm annoying enough to them, they won't hire me back," she was quoted as telling the newspaper.
A statement issued by the Aladdin said Ronstadt had been "escorted out of the hotel" just after her performance and said the performer would "not be welcomed back."

Guess she got her wish! POOR LINDA THOUGH! She nearly looks like Michael Moore these days, too!

> What in tarnation will she do now? No one has bought her albums in decades! Certainly she must be running low on the ol' cash flow? and all this for a cute lil' documentarty about lil' old GEORGE DUBYA lying about his friend Bin Laden!

3. Saddam gets job.
Instead of a lengthy trial, the US has opted to punish Saddam by forcing him to put on a Happy face and entertain the youth of america (secretly hoping, he too, will just bite the bullet from newfound sexual identity crisis).


GEORGE DUBYA! YOU'RE FIRED!!