NOW I AM STARTING TO GET PISSED OFF!!
Thu Jul 29, 3:21 AM ET
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - A federal appeals court Wednesday upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy.

In a 2-1 decision overturning a lower court, a three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said the state has a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating.

The American Civil Liberties Union, which represented merchants and users who sued to overturn the law, asked the appeals court to rule that the Constitution included a right to sexual privacy that the ban on sex toy sales would violate. The court declined, indicating such a decision could lead down other paths.

So basically Alabama is saying that adults do not have the right to consensual sexual privacy. The courts are afraid that if they grant people the right to stick jellied-coned shaped probes in their ass that suddenly people might think that it is okay to fuck their own family members. They feel that upholding the law will prevent a snowball effect ending in sexual anarchy~! I am sorry, I have sex toys, I have so many that I have to keep them in a fuking toy box~ BUT NEVER EVER, have I thought about fuking my brother or cousin or small children because I like the rapid-motion clit stimulation from my favorite Jack Rabbit toy! What the fuk kind of sick old bastards preside of the judicial system in Alabama! You can still use condoms there and get prescription Viagra, but god forbid you try and get a slim, glow-in-the-dark, pocket vibrator, because you could be arrested! WWHAAA WHAA WHA WHAT??????

Can you imagine how much fun it would have been to watch this decision being made?? what did they provide for evidence? Are the courts getting carried away here or what? Marijuana is a gateway drug to harder drugs and now sex toys are a gateway device for pure sexual perversion????
I would like to present you with Exhibit A, my all time favorite sex toy- one in which I have had to replace atleast a dozen times in the last few years!! Known by many pseudonyms, but officially still -=THE RABBIT=-

This model comes with a remote control !! Much fun! The entire shaft vibrates, it stimulates the labia with the little popcorn-plastic balls popping around, it stimulates the clitoris with the lightening speed rabbit ears with adjustable speeds, the tip twists inside to slap the g-spot in varying speed rotations, and the shaft has little french-tickler like bumps for extra stimulation in the shape of a HAPPY FACE!! This toy can make me have a gushing orgasm in less than 20 seconds! I LOVE THIS FUKING THING and WHY should the people in ALA-FUCKING-Bama not be allowed to enjoy it too??????? Thank god for DURCELL!!~

We should all head to Alabama with DILDOS in hand and have a mass orgy demonstration of people just beating off and play with their toys RIGHT ON THE STEPS OF THE COURTHOUSE!! EWW-WEEE!! Now that would be some good old southern fun!!