The first time I saw a penis was of course in the dirty magazines that my brother and I had found in my dad's hidden stash in the garage behind a box of Nails and Orange-off. He kept them in an old milk crate. LOTS of them. 70's porn, hairy bushes mostly, very little airbrushing, real women's bodies, and a few cocks here and there. But the first time I ever REALLY SAW a penis IN REAL LIFE terms, was the eve of my Freshman Farewell dance. I was going with a guy, a fellow serbian boy, who was among my first crushes. He was my date for the dance and we hooked up at a party that night, decided to go into the house and make-out. He grabbed his package without me really even knowing it, and put it in my hand! I GASPED! MY HEART RACED! I PANICKED!! I didn't have a CLUE what the hell to do with it, how to touch, how hard, what he wanted me to do! So, without thought, I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH! Seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.

Within seconds, there was this warm, salty, EXTREMEMLY-unexpected taste in my mouth, pushing hard against the back of my throat! GAGGIN ME! BLAH! I pulled that penis out of my mouth with my hand in disgust, and as i was pulling my head up for a fresh breath of air, I felt that same warm liquid shoot me RIGHT IN THE EYE!! Still had the sperm in my mouth as it hit my eyeball, i had no idea whether to spit or swallow! (I swallowed)FUCK! Brian was happily pulling his pants back up and I am dying as my eye was watering and the corners were starting to crust shut!

The time was ticking! My best friend's mom, who was also my mom's best friend and fellow BIBLE STUDY BUDDY, was going to be there any minute to pick us up~! I had to get myself together. My eye is hurting and the makeup was smeared from me trying to rub the sperm out of it, my hair was disarrayed and my breath smelled of cheap beer and cum! I was running out of the house, trying to maintain my cool and act as if the most horrifying thing did NOT just happen to me, when I finally found Colleen waiting by her mother's car for me, Christian music blasting through the speakers. Colleen asked if I was okay, and I explained everything was fine. She looked at me with weariness in her eyes as she reached up and pulled a big glob of what was the rest of the wad Brian shot off, right out of my super-hold, hairsprayed bangs. She flicked it out of her hand, wiped her hand on her jean shorts and pulled the front seat up for me to get into the backseat. She never mentioned that day again. And I never got a chance to thank her.

That was the last day of my age of innocence. By the time of the dance, word had spread throughout the whole school. I was knows at the "BJ Girl" (/ blow job). Hey, if the shoe fits, wear it and wear it with pride. But don't forget to cover your eyes!