Syphilis cases in Stark County are at a record high this year!! So protect your Willies, boys!
Cases per year:

1995 — 6

1996 — 10

1997 — 2

1998 — 4

1999 — 1

2000 — 1

2001 — 1

2002 — 5

2003 — 6

2004 — 26



Syphilis symptoms

Primary — Painless sores at the point where syphilis enters the body.

Secondary — Mucous membrane lesions; rash; swollen lymph glands; sore throat; hair loss; headaches; weight loss; muscle ache and fatigue.

Late Stage — neurological, cardiovascular and liver damage; paralysis, dementia, blindness, death.

WARNING
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