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6.11.2004

Always did love a strong, thick Vodka 

This is one 'Whisky Dick' I wouldn't mind sucking on for HOURS!! Yummy...imagine how happy the world would be if all cock was made of Vodka... women getting buzzed off sucking it and men getting sucked more than they would know how to handle.

This photo was digitally enhanced to remove "love handles" and the cock which was CLEARLY visible behind this CLEAR bottle of Vodka... See, no one is perfect... We have a store around here called Value City, and they specialize in selling things that wasn't considered PERFECT by the quality control experts during manufacturing. They call the merchandise "IF-PERFECT" and on the sales tag they show their price and the price that it would be if the item was 'perfect' (IF-PERFECT). Nearly all ads are re-touched, digitally altered to deliver a PERFECT image. We are spoon-fed images of "perfect" all day long, but even the models are IF-PERFECT. This guy, Jason Lewis, is beautiful, and I am sure the love handles wouldn't make me want to fuck him anyless. Why can't people love who they are and what they have... why spend your whole life wishing you were something you aren't? Fuck you Hollywood, show us the love handles! Believe me, I would need those handles for stability while riding this ABSOLUT HUNK! MEE-OWW!!


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