I know that I am anything but a typical women. I drink too much, had way too many sexual partners (82 men, 9 women), think marriage is an overrated, antiquicated fantasy realm and like porn way too much. Like my orgasms, I have multiple computers (currently 3 working ones) and they surround me all day, as I make my living sitting right here in my house on my ass working on them. Without question, one of them is always either downloading some porn, playing some porn, housing a DVD of porn. We unsubscribed from cable television basically after the last episode of SEX AND THE CITY, so I always just play and watch porn for my much needed "white noise" in the room (gets very lonely here sometimes). I only wish I had a HUGE fucking MONITOR so i wouldnt have to squint.

It is my belief that the room's "white noise" can be subliminally useful, so when I feel like loading up on some legalise, for example, I watch hours and hours of Court TV or Law and Orders, and am learning about laws or current forensic secret crime busting techniques while I do my computer chores for the day. Now, I feel it is necessary to load up on some sexual stimulants (porn, beer and a big cock) and perhaps learn a new tip or two. I need to feed this crazy sexual relationship I have with my live-in lover. I want to perhaps find a new move, or position, or sex toy or even some cute way to shave my pussy's hairdo (or sometimes hairdon't). I feel it is important for me to be the best lover for my luva. I want to be skilled and efficient. I belive it is working too because I am sure I have had sex over 30 times since March 1st. Maybe it is the pheronomes I wear, or maybe it is some underlying chemical and biological attraction. Whatever it is, it just baffles me.

Anyhow, back to the original point of this blog.... WOMEN, STOP WITH THE FUCKING WHINING ABOUT MEN AND PORN AND WATCH SOME!! you will love it, your guy will love it and damnit, it is just something women should do! Its a good example for us!! DONT sit and compare your thighs to Jenna's, just focus on the pussy. WE ALL HAVE THE SAME KIND really... and each and everyone of them are beautiful in their own sense. LOVE YOUR VAGINA AND WATCH PORN!! 'nuff said...