I wish men could come equipped with the same abilities that computers have. Every time something goes wrong with my computer, I do not have the urge to run out and get a brand new one. I do not wish to walk away from it never to use it again. I do not have to waste all my time and energy that I have put into tweaking the settings and customizing the interface just because it isn?t acting right. I do not desire to go play with another one that does work right to spite my own.

When they get ?stuck-on-stupid? aka the Blue Screen of Death, wouldn?t it be nice to slip in a RECOVERY DISK and within just a few clicks they are back to their old familiar settings? How about a SYSTEM RESTORE for when they have some major fucking hang-ups that seems to come from nowhere that makes your hardware devices seem to suddenly disappear?
Or maybe a nice DISK CLEANUP for those times when he is carrying around too much emotional baggage ~like those resource-lagging temporary files. If only we could UNINSTALL those compulsive downloads and downtimes. A simple CONTROL+ALT+DELETE function would be wonderful as we could shut down those useless running programs that he may have going on that are distracting to his current performance.

Oh, if only? if only?.