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2.26.2004

The story of how i came to know Clint the Clitoris 

MEET CLINT THE CLITORIS-
I named my clitoris "CLINT". I guess the choice in gender-name reflects my conception of my clit as my penis. After all, with enough stimulation, Clint takes on a whole new look and feel. He becomes an erect powerhouse... instantly hijacking my blood circulatory system by redirecting all the blood flow from my brain to him.
-==WOMEN==-, IF YOU HAVENT BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED TO YOUR "CLINT"- THEN BY ALL MEANS GO AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF!! Get a handheld mirror, some extra lube if you need and a high-powered, clit-specific stimulator and extra batteries ;-) - because Clint can be quite shy at first.
The first time i saw Clint- i mean REALLY SAW HIM- was with a lover i had who LOVED to study my pussy in great length and detail. He stared at it and touched it and played with it and moved pieces and parts and separated lips and stared even harder. It was as if my pussy was a college course and he was head of the class. At first, I was apprehensive about having someone staring- so damn intensely, lights blaring, drowning- out- all- the -surroundings- STARING!! I'm thinking the guy is a little on the odd side, but then one afternoon...after having busted nuts for HOURS and HOURS playing with my Rascly Rabbit vibrator, my freakish boyfriend says "Di, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!" Ya sure! Let's stop this feeling so I can look at my beat-up crotch! BUT I DID AND GODDAMN- THERE HE WAS!! IT WAS LIKE A WOMAN SEEING HER BABY FOR THE FIRST TIME! I WAS IN SHOCK! My Luva gently spreads my lips apart as far as possible and there it was!! MY PENIS! A HUGE ERECT THROBBING CLIT!! I giggled and blushed like a flirtatious virgin on Prom Night. I remember thinking "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!" I sat up and we strategically placed a full length mirror so that i too could intensly stare at it! The more he pulled at it, sucked it, slapped it, rubbed it put the rabbits high speed ears on it- the bigger it grew!! I didnt know whether to take pictures of it or figure out how to get it to go back where it came from! In any case... there he was and i called him CLINT! and i instantly loved him!

THE CLITORIS IS THE ONLY HUMAN BODY PART THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN ABSOLUTE PURE AND SIMPLE SEXUAL PLEASURE!! SCORE!!! This would indicate to me that people are truly wired to be creatures of a sexual nature..... what a joyous revelation! a wonderful purpose!




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