As we sit and ponder the facts
that belong in the bedroom
and not on the "racks",
The Muslims are scheming
Afghanistan to take,
their nuclear weapons
are really not fake,
the Chinese are buying
their way to the stars,
so satellite spying
is not to damn far.
The Taliban are fighting
their way to the top,
the western world devils,
their goal is to stop.
But none of this matters,
its just not the same,
if Bill is the one
who left Monica's stain.