Ugly people are actually very lucky people... upon some serious consideration and after observing some Ugly people recently, I have decided that Ugly people are luckier than beautiful people.... Here are my reasons why:

1. The world is their oyster... If everyone was always better looking then themselves, then Ugly people have a wider variety of people of the opposite sex to choose from.. People I would never fuck, are fair game to the ugly girl...

2. The ugly girl never has to feel like she is "settling".

3. The ugly girl never has to spend a fortune on beauty products once she realizes that they don't matter.

4. Ugly men need only make a small fortune to still get laid by beautiful women (take Bill Gates and Donald Trump for example).

5. Ugly people never have to face the depression that the aging beauty does.. You never miss what you never had.

6. Ugly people never have to really worry that a few extra pounds might make them less attract... Ugly people aren't usually judged by their weight because they are just ugly.. unless they are really Fat, Ugly people.

7. Ugly people rarely have to worry that their kids will be better looking then they are.

8. Ugly people never have to feel let down that they could never make it in an Ugly pageant, unlike Beauty pageants, they're aren't Ugly pageants.

9. Ugly people don't have to worry about their spouses marrying them as "trophy wives or husbands".

10. No one is Ugly at LAST CALL!!!