BIN! Damnit! BUSH said AFTER the ELECTION not ERECTION you were supposed to release the video!! 

the FBI had begun investigating whether the Pentagon (news - web sites) improperly awarded no-bid Iraq reconstruction contracts to Halliburton Co., the Houston-based company formerly headed by Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites).

"At every turn for the past four years, George Bush (news - web sites) and Dick Cheney gave out special favors and looked out for their special interest friends," 

ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO BE SMOOTH! 

The Lies, The Dumb Followers, The Genocide... History does repeat itself. 

After being fired from his presidential duties, W returns to his real roots.

HELP, I'M STONED, WHO SHOULD I VOTE FOR? ( A HIGH TIMES Editorial)

John Kerry has promised to end the raids on medical marijuana gardens, immediately, and will have a policy towards marijuana and other drugs that makes sense. The alternative, four more years of Bush, is a continuing disaster for the rights of pot smokers (and many other Americans). But don't take our word for it:

Further Reading:

KERRY'S MARIJUANA EXPERIMENT
The Democratic presidential nominee speaks out in support of a groundbreaking proposal from the University of Massachusetts at Amherst to grow marijuana for FDA-approved medical-marijuana research.

Testimonials:

"I've met plenty of people in my lifetime who've used marijuana...about the same amount as some people drink beer or wine or have a cocktail. I don't get too excited by any of that."
John Kerry to Rolling Stone, September 2003

And even though SHRUB loves to snort lines... He perpetuates the ridiculously antiquated and out of control "war on drugs". Free the rapists and murderers so there are room for Meth manufacturers and pot growers. FUK DAT!!!!!!!! What's good for the GOOSE is good for the gander!

Crimes and Trials - Court TV
Court TV
Man knocks himself out stealing campaign signs

Fri Oct 22, 4:55 PM ET

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By Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV

(Court TV) — A Republican in Colorado fell flat on his face trying to steal campaign signs touting John Kerry (news - web sites) and other local Democratic candidates.



According to Wheat Ridge Police spokesperson Officer Lisa Stigall, Randal Wagner was already wanted for questioning about a rash of campaign-sign thefts when he was discovered lying unconscious across a stolen sign Oct. 13.

Earlier that evening, a homeowner reported to police that he saw Wagner, 50, cutting down a campaign sign bolted to his fence. The sign was in support of a local Democratic candidate running for Congress.

The man confronted Wagner, who allegedly fled in a truck with his wife. The man gave the vehicle's plate number to police.

While police located the Wagners' home, Wagner was busy at work on another sign put up by a store in the business district, Stigall said.

But he encountered resistance.

"He already had the sign in hand and was running out of the parking lot when he tripped over a low chain that blocked off the driveway," Stigall said.

Wagner fell flat on his face and was knocked unconscious. His wife, unaware of his accident, remained in the car.

An officer driving by noticed the figure lying on the ground and called for an ambulance. Wagner was treated for cuts and abrasions to his face.

Police discovered two dozen campaign signs in the back of the couple's truck and issued Wagner a summons for theft, trespassing, criminal tampering and disorderly conduct.

The outcome of the presidential race won't be the only thing keeping Wagner on his toes in November. He's scheduled to appear in court Nov. 22 to find out if he'll receive jail time.

VOTE OR TITS 

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* Pledge-fulfilling sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And safe. And hot.
* Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog. Male-male, female-female, group, and oral variations of these positions can also be used to satisfy the pledge.
* Taking the pledge indicates a good-faith effort to abide by its provisions. Pledge-takers who have violated withholding provisions become effective non-voters, and are barred from sex with fellow pledge-takers.
* Pledge-takers who fail to vote are forbidden from masturbating. (Exemption: pledge-takers who are not eligible to vote are encouraged to masturbate frequently.)
* "Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.
* Non-voters may render themselves eligible for sex with American Heroes by voting at least twice in local, primary, and/or 2006 congressional races. Those voting in only one such race qualify to perform, but not receive, oral sex on American Heroes.
* Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls."
* Per the U.S. Constitution, children conceived on election night are eligible for gigantic interest-free loans from the U.S. government, and special t-shirts.

From The Associated Press Today:
Washington artist Kayti Didriksen's painting 'Man of Leisure, King George' depicts President Bush (news - web sites) in the well-known style of Manet's 'Olympia', as he is presented with his crown by a depiction of Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites). The cartoonish painting has been taken down from the wall at the City Museum of Washington, awaiting a more welcoming venue. (AP Photo/Artomatic, Jim Tretick) 

Subject: W Facts

~ Just so you know: I attacked and took over 2 countries.
~ I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
~ I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
~I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
~ I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
~ I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
~In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
~After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
~ I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
~In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
~ I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
~ I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
~ I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
~ I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
~I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
~I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
~ I cut health care benefits for war veterans
~ I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million> people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
~ I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
~I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
~ Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice,has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
~I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
~I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
~ I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
~ I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"
~ I set the all-time record for biggest annualbudget spending increases, more than any other president in US history
~I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations removethe US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
~ I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history
~I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
~ I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
~I refused to allow inspectors access to US
> prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
~I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
~I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
> for most corporate >campaign donations.
~The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy fraudsin world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
~I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
~I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
~ I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
~I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
~ I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
~I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded governmentcontracts.
~I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
~I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
~I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

~ RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
1. I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
2. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
3. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
4. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
5. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
6. All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
7. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC