5.10.2003
5.05.2003
Klismaphilia: The use of enemas for sexual excitement gross, but educational...
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Madame O’s TOP TEN LIST of why
FEMALE EJACULATIONS are rarely achieved.
10. IF you don’t know for certain if you have ever had a “true” female ejaculatory orgasm- YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER HAD ONE!!
9. The popular, coming-of- age author, Judy Blume, never explained what SHOULD happened after 1st, 2nd and 3rd base.
8. Lesbian high school gym teachers neglected to inform her girls about the “good ones”
because they figured if the girls would be having sex with men, then WHO CARES??
7. These types of orgasms are achieved by mastery of the “Kegal” muscle, if you don’t
know what that is, then you PROBABLY WILL NEVER HAVE ONE.
6. Many women never get the chance to achieve orgasm, because of their “Speedy Cumselfish” partners. (Which is okay by her because she really just wants to cuddle.??) If you would rather cuddle than cum, YOU DON’T DESERVE TO EVER HAVE ONE!!
5. Many religious women don’t “feel right” about getting down and dirty in the bedroom, in which case, YOU NEED TO PRAY FOR ONE!!!!
4. Multiple labors and deliveries resulting in full-term babies leave the woman NO TIME TO HAVE ONE!!
3. Compulsively clean women, who dislike the “wet spot” and would rather not have to put clean sheets on the bed after every romp in the sack JUST DOESN’T DESERVE TO HAVE ONE!!
2. Women who marry for money would rather HAVE THE CASH INSTEAD OF HAVING ONE!! (Come on fatso! Hurry up! I have to shop.)
1. The biggest REASON women do not get to achieve the WILD and WONDERFUL, GUSHING ORGASMS (such as the kind I routinely experience), is because of STUPID, NON-ORGASMIC WOMEN who FAKE orgasms to HURRY the love- making process up and by doing so, they REINFORCE NEGATIVE SEXUAL BEHAVIORS AND SACRIFICE THE HONESTY NEEDED TO GENTLY GUIDE AND TEACH THE SLOB TO REALLY GIVE WOMEN WHO CAN HAVE ORGASMS, THE REAL THING! If it isn’t the real thing, it isn’t worth doing to begin with.
***Think about this/ if only you could/ think about thinking/’cuz thinking is good!
As the nurturing gender, our primarily responsibilities include MOLDING and TEACHING!! NEVER reward negative behavior with misleading and damaging “positive” reinforcers. Faking orgasms is a true disservice for the man and especially for the women! You shouldn’t give your child candy after getting caught lying. You wouldn’t give your dog the bone when he does NOT sit down or be quite. SO WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD ANY WOMAN REWARD A MAN’S EGO AND UNSATISFYING SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, WITH THE MOANS AND LEG SHAKING THAT ARE ONLY DESERVED WHEN PROPERLY SERVED???? That’s just fucking up the rotation and makes MY night with your lame-o lover, even MORE work, to correct all the false sexual confidence you fakers gave him.
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FEMALE EJACULATIONS are rarely achieved.
10. IF you don’t know for certain if you have ever had a “true” female ejaculatory orgasm- YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER HAD ONE!!
9. The popular, coming-of- age author, Judy Blume, never explained what SHOULD happened after 1st, 2nd and 3rd base.
8. Lesbian high school gym teachers neglected to inform her girls about the “good ones”
because they figured if the girls would be having sex with men, then WHO CARES??
7. These types of orgasms are achieved by mastery of the “Kegal” muscle, if you don’t
know what that is, then you PROBABLY WILL NEVER HAVE ONE.
6. Many women never get the chance to achieve orgasm, because of their “Speedy Cumselfish” partners. (Which is okay by her because she really just wants to cuddle.??) If you would rather cuddle than cum, YOU DON’T DESERVE TO EVER HAVE ONE!!
5. Many religious women don’t “feel right” about getting down and dirty in the bedroom, in which case, YOU NEED TO PRAY FOR ONE!!!!
4. Multiple labors and deliveries resulting in full-term babies leave the woman NO TIME TO HAVE ONE!!
3. Compulsively clean women, who dislike the “wet spot” and would rather not have to put clean sheets on the bed after every romp in the sack JUST DOESN’T DESERVE TO HAVE ONE!!
2. Women who marry for money would rather HAVE THE CASH INSTEAD OF HAVING ONE!! (Come on fatso! Hurry up! I have to shop.)
1. The biggest REASON women do not get to achieve the WILD and WONDERFUL, GUSHING ORGASMS (such as the kind I routinely experience), is because of STUPID, NON-ORGASMIC WOMEN who FAKE orgasms to HURRY the love- making process up and by doing so, they REINFORCE NEGATIVE SEXUAL BEHAVIORS AND SACRIFICE THE HONESTY NEEDED TO GENTLY GUIDE AND TEACH THE SLOB TO REALLY GIVE WOMEN WHO CAN HAVE ORGASMS, THE REAL THING! If it isn’t the real thing, it isn’t worth doing to begin with.
***Think about this/ if only you could/ think about thinking/’cuz thinking is good!
As the nurturing gender, our primarily responsibilities include MOLDING and TEACHING!! NEVER reward negative behavior with misleading and damaging “positive” reinforcers. Faking orgasms is a true disservice for the man and especially for the women! You shouldn’t give your child candy after getting caught lying. You wouldn’t give your dog the bone when he does NOT sit down or be quite. SO WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD ANY WOMAN REWARD A MAN’S EGO AND UNSATISFYING SEXUAL BEHAVIOR, WITH THE MOANS AND LEG SHAKING THAT ARE ONLY DESERVED WHEN PROPERLY SERVED???? That’s just fucking up the rotation and makes MY night with your lame-o lover, even MORE work, to correct all the false sexual confidence you fakers gave him.
