tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53208102011-07-08T06:38:40.496-04:00WARNING: PEOPLE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR OVERLY JUDGMENTAL ARE ENCOURAGED NOT TO ENGAGE IN THIS BLOG. PRIEST AND PRUDES SHOULD TURN BACK. PERVERTS WELCOMED.-=JJ=-http://www.blogger.com/profile/06808033976744525732noreply@blogger.comBlogger1461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5320810.post-1159292894026211372006-09-26T13:44:00.000-04:002006-09-26T13:48:14.053-04:00

1. My all-time favorite movies are: One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Friday, Pretty Woman, 40 Year-old Virgin, the Fisher King, 9 ½ weeks and Two Moon Junction.2. As a child, my parents never had me to join any type of dance, music or art classes. I never played sports, although my father was a race car driver.3. My mom died when I was 26, she never really liked children. She nicknamed me ‘whore’

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1. My name is Jamie Jameson. I have lived a life full of socially unacceptable behavior. I make no apologies, and waste no time on regrets.2. I have 5 piercings: Tongue, Belly button, and 3 sets in each ear.3. I love to shoot guns and am an incredible markswoman.4. The first time I got drunk, I was 2 yrs old, my grandfather from Yugoslavia gave me beer in my bottle at my baptism party.5. My

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It's the end of the blog-world and we know it... Bloggers take note: Corportate Lobbyists are NOT happy with all the space FREE BLOGGERS use and how BLOG sites are topping Google and other Search engines. Big corporate suckwads are bedding with certain Congressman in an attempt to pass a new bill called Net Neutrality. Here is a quick glimpse of what's happening on the site, Save theInternet.com

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:The JuiceBirthday:Nunya Bizness but will tell you it wasn't last nightBirthplace:hospital bedCurrent Location:out thereEye Color:DependsHair Color:Also dependsHeight:5'6"Right Handed or Left Handed:Right for sureYour Heritage:SerbianThe Shoes You Wore Today:Ugg BootsYour Weakness:One night standsYour

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Now, I will be the first person to admit that I’ve done my share of sleeping around and as a result of it, I’ve learned that the key word in ‘one-night stand’ is NIGHT. I hate the morning after "show" we put on in order to make ourselves feel better and not appear to be a cold-hearted, sex-driven predator. Nothing is more dreadful to me than waking up and realizing that they are still there in

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Nothing makes the little shithead girl in me laugh harder than to watch people get pissed off about the little things they can't control~ especially christians. To honor my fellow hypocritical brethren, I bring forth to you on this special day, a little frequently known fact sure to piss off any jesus loving freak. I typed in WWW.JESUS.COM and it redirected me to this site http://

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Ugly people are actually very lucky people... upon some serious consideration and after observing some Ugly people recently, I have decided that Ugly people are luckier than beautiful people.... Here are my reasons why:1. The world is their oyster... If everyone was always better looking then themselves, then Ugly people have a wider variety of people of the opposite sex to choose from.. People

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and still, I feel badly...

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JOHNS BEWARE! In the worse section of Canton, Ohio, local residents have decided to unite to clean up crime in the neighborhood, especially prostitution. Two local woman started started what they call the www.Newtoncrimezone.com website. On this site, they have pictures of cars and the women who are getting in, (getting off) and getting out of the cars of some obvious out of town cars. NO ONE

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Pentagon Strike, what you aren't being told~Watch this here. This is a short flash film about the truth about the the Pentagon Strike on 9/11. NO PLANE WAS FOUND. Watch this film...ARE WE BEING LIED TO??? Like the famous words of Jack Nicholoson in a Few Good Men..."You wanna know the truth?? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" Go watch the short clip and come back and tell me what you think.

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head like a holeblack as your soulI'd rather diethan give you controlhead like a holeblack as your soulI'd rather diethan give you controlBow down before the one you serveyou're going to get what you deservebow down before the one you serveyou're going to get what you deserve(Head like a Hole- Nine Inch Nails)America, you stupid slut...You disappoint me...all we can do now is pray that Bush, true

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OH YEAH AND ALSO, IF YOU DON'T VOTE , YOU DON'T GET THE RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT THIS COUNTRY, YOUR JOB, YOUR RIGHTS, THE PRESIDENT, TERRORIST, THE ECONOMY, NOTHING!! BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY, VOTING IS YOUR ONLY LEGAL RIGHT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THINGS OTHER THAN BITCH ABOUT THEM. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND VOTE! DISCLAIMER: The content of this blog was caused by

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BIN! Damnit! BUSH said AFTER the ELECTION not ERECTION you were supposed to release the video!! 

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the FBI had begun investigating whether the Pentagon (news - web sites) improperly awarded no-bid Iraq reconstruction contracts to Halliburton Co., the Houston-based company formerly headed by Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites)."At every turn for the past four years, George Bush (news - web sites) and Dick Cheney gave out special favors and looked out for their special interest friends

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ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO BE SMOOTH! 

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The Lies, The Dumb Followers, The Genocide... History does repeat itself. 

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After being fired from his presidential duties, W returns to his real roots.

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HELP, I'M STONED, WHO SHOULD I VOTE FOR? ( A HIGH TIMES Editorial)John Kerry has promised to end the raids on medical marijuana gardens, immediately, and will have a policy towards marijuana and other drugs that makes sense. The alternative, four more years of Bush, is a continuing disaster for the rights of pot smokers (and many other Americans). But don't take our word for it:Further Reading:

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Crimes and Trials - Court TVCourt TVMan knocks himself out stealing campaign signsFri Oct 22, 4:55 PM ET Add to My Yahoo! Crimes and Trials - Court TVBy Tinuola Awopetu, Court TV(Court TV) — A Republican in Colorado fell flat on his face trying to steal campaign signs touting John Kerry (news - web sites) and other local Democratic candidates. According to Wheat Ridge Police spokesperson Officer

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VOTE OR TITS 

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Why do I love Ron Jeremy? I recently stumbled upon his website. www.ronjeremy.com check it out... there are tons of Ron Pics with famous celebs... like this one here with another "Matt" I would love to fuck.

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* Pledge-fulfilling sex must be consensual, legal, and generous. And safe. And hot. * Acceptable sexual positions include, but are not limited to: missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, leapfrog, butterfly, humpback whale, cling wrap, squashing of the deck chair, accordion, reverse piggy-back, advanced ("twin") leapfrog. Male-male, female-female, group, and oral

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From The Associated Press Today:Washington artist Kayti Didriksen's painting 'Man of Leisure, King George' depicts President Bush (news - web sites) in the well-known style of Manet's 'Olympia', as he is presented with his crown by a depiction of Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites). The cartoonish painting has been taken down from the wall at the City Museum of Washington, awaiting a

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Subject: W Facts~ Just so you know: I attacked and took over 2 countries.~ I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.~ I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).~I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.~ I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.~ I am

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eXpressive: 9/10Practical: 5/10Physical: 6/10Giver: 2/10You are a XPYT--Expressive Practical Physical Taker. This makes you a Player.You are clever, sexy and sexually oriented. You know what you want and how to get it. You command attention in a room of strangers, as your charisma, your personality and your spending habits are all oriented toward making an impression on your target sex. You pay

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First of all, the Inspiration of my Blog today came from the "Oddly Enough" section of Reuters. Where the TERMINATOR,Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger- CA, has officially signed a bill enforcing the illegality of NECROPHILIA. Yes, Folks, it is officially against the law to FUCK, FONDLE, MOLEST, VIOLATE SEXUALLY, MASTURBATE UPON, ENGAGE WITH FELLACIO UPON a CORPSE in the great state of CALIFORNIA~! (no

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I find it so pecuilar that women dream of their perfect wedding from the time they are little girls. They have practice weddings with their friends with towels as veils and practice the wedding march. They pick their bridemaids long before they ever meet their prince charmings. Their guest list and colors are predestined and can shed tears imaging their daddies giving them away. FUKDAT!!!'I think

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Poor Florida, I hope this year their vote actually means something to someone. TONS of Florida residents flew to NEW YORK to protest Bush for STEALING the election and telling Florida Voters to go fuck themselves, that their votes are just for show, and they don't count! So this bumper sticker is for you folks in Florida... May the force be with you! You folks need to plant TWO Bushes BACK IN

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Fuck! I know how mean and bitchy I get like when I don't get laid enough, but this is darwian proof that women evolved from monkeys: Sexually frustrated chimpanzee takes up smoking, spitting in Chinese zooSun Aug 29, 9:34 AM ETBEIJING (AFP) - Visitors to the Zhengzhou Zoo in central China's Henan province who do not enjoy passive smoking, let alone being spat on, had better avoid the monkey

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The question has been on the mind and out of the mouth of gay babes on Kerry's campaign trail, Mr. Bush should be prepared to answer the same questions. Here he and DICKHEAD Cheney are preparing their reponse:

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a Dear Friend recently told me I need to stop with the anti-Bush shit. Perhaps he is right, time to pick on Bush's Buddies a bit instead!! How could a man who LOST AN ELECTION TO A DEAD CANDIDATE be appointed US ATTORNEY GENERAL? He lost his re-election bid for the state of Missouri's Governor seat to a man who died in a plane crash the MONTH before the election! PEOPLE IN MISSOURI HATED THE

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I live in a town in which there are atleast a half dozen porn shops within 2 miles or less of my house. For the last several weeks, there has been a small group of people sitting outside the stores with homeade signs, heckling the people driving by and trying to block the people from getting inside. Now I know there are some fucking stupid states where buying a simple dildo is considered

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To All My Friends, Family, Readers and Enemies, This is my site and I like it. I write for other's in mind. Some people write for themselves, I write for others. I enjoy my blogs and Journals, and there is nothing that i have written that I am ashamed of or will ever delete. I have the links and cross links to my sites everywhere. I realize that there are certain people who would find my stories

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What no apology?

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Why I love Australian advertising! 

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The Handsome Young Senator and Future VP of the USA, was recently asked about the size of George Dubya's penis... upon which he answered in a manner consistant with what I had already expected....

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LOS ANGELES - Funk legend Rick James, best known for the 1981 hit "Super Freak" before his career disintegrated amid drug use and violence that sent him to prison, died Friday. He was 56. His music and influence in the HipHop industry will live on forever! REST IN PEACE, SUPER FREAK! Speaking of freaks:

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A PICTURE STORYDAVENPORT, Iowa - Three banks were robbed while and Democratic nominee were speaking just blocks away from one another Wednesday morning. Thousands of political supporters attended the two events and officers from the Bettendorf police department, Scott County sheriff's office and Iowa State Patrol, as well as other smaller agencies helped with motorcade traffic. ME THINKS,

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My best friend asked me last night after reading the latest Yahoo News Headlines, "What is up with pregnant women getting murdered all the sudden"? My immediate impulse response was, "TWO WORDS: CHILD SUPPORT". Now I didn't really think this concept through much until after I declared my hypothesis, but I does seem to be a possibility. THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY! The Child Support

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Now I know why he LOVES that JELLO!! Today's Bushism:

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Last night, John Kerry delivered a speech that even the most devout Bush lovers would have to agree was articulate and intelligent. I am truly embarrassed by the ignorance, blunders and lack of leadership that George Dubya Bush has bestowed upon the American People and our image as a nation. How could we have elected a man who is so obviously stupid (or did we)? There are thousands of websites

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a BUSHISM A DAY....

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NOW I AM STARTING TO GET PISSED OFF!! Thu Jul 29, 3:21 AM ET By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - A federal appeals court Wednesday upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy. In a 2-1 decision overturning a lower court, a three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of

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I told him to go fetch HIS toy!!!!!!!!!!And speaking of dumb.... today's BUSHISM

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Now you can buy Talking Dolls of the Presidents... here's some of the most popular dolls (and in paranthesis what I THINK they should say): Reagan ("Umm, let's see, RUSSIA and DRUGS are bad! mmmkay?!" and "Has anyone seen my monkey? Oops, I mean NANCY"? and "Hmm, what was I just talking about"?*scratching head*), Clinton ("I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, I just jizzed a

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WARNING!!! TO ALL FORMER, FUTURE and POTENTIALLY-TOO-LATE-TO-DO-ANYTHING-ABOUT-IT-YET-TO-EARLY-TO-TELL SPERM DONORS!!!The world is full of lying, skank-bitches who want to use your for your bank account, some who want to use your for your sperm, and some who want and will get both!! Be Afraid! Be very afraid!! What seems like a no-brainer~ a simple dirty magazine, quick wank-off and a few extra

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The word has leaked that Bin Laden has been captured and is in custody of the U.S. but that this news is being withheld from the public in order to disrupt the Democratic National Convention which officially nominates John Forbes Kerry 3 days from now. This is the "weasle's" way of stealing JFK's thunder. I have yet to validate this rumor whatsoever except for this picture I found on

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TODAY's "What-the-Fuk-is-Really-Going-on-Here?" Top Stories:1. Woman Who Sold Sex Toy Has Charges Dropped:A Texas woman charged with violating obscenity laws for selling a sexual toy and explaining to her customer how to use it has had the case against her dismissed, court officials said on Monday.Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher in the town of Burleson near Forth Worth,

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Finally a phone I will really be happy to set the ringer to "vibrate"!! HURRAH!! (i can see it now... 'Hello! EWW! bad connection! please call me right back and let it ring and ring and ring *evil, perverted inner laughter*!!) 

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I MUST HAVE MISSED THIS ONE!! DAYUMN!! This VP hopeful (hopefully) is a fine young cannibal! He looks like a combination of a few of the debaters I shagged in high school.... He makes me moist... HE DEFINETLY helps the rich, lil' ketchup-king, horsefaced KERRY get my vote!! Hmmm... *note to self*... see how I can apply for internship in hopes of becoming the next Monica Lewinsky... work on

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I got the JOB!! SO happy~! will make lots of money and get into great shape as will be running for 8 hours, often with NO breaks... definetly no scheduled breaks, no lunch hour, no smoke breaks (i dont smoke anyhow)... no sitting ever really... it's a physically rough job, but somebody has to do it!!With this job, I may try to hone some new bar tricks... such as this one that i like to call PUSSY

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I have since decided that i need to bartend again.I quit the business to pursue a career in computers. I am a web geek and I love it. BUT~ I love to bartend. I am a true professional... I kick ass behind the bar. I remember all the faces, and the beers and always have a comment or question based on our last encounter (how's the new job? how's the wife? wanna fuk?) ... I make great money, although

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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you

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I been a little tied up lately and plan to be even MORE tied up soon ;-) You want PORN? you got it baby!

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Last night I saw Kiss and Poison in concert!! I am a little embarrassed to admit it, but the tickets were free and the beer was cold. More importantly, I am even more embarassed at my juvenile, ridiculous lust for Rock Band Members... Even though this guy is nearly my dad's age... he is still one SEXY MUTHAFUKA!!! This pose makes me wanna get on my hands and knees and be a good little groupy ho

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LOCK IT UP!!! before some other muthafuka comes and tries to gank your shit!! for example...

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I have been accused by some of my close friends as having a Penis Fetish. They say I am somewhat Penis obsessed. NOT TRUE!~ I am not obsessed, I just see them everywhere~ they seem to follow me where ever I go. For instance:This weekend we went out for a lovely dinner...Then did some hiking...The next day we visited my friend's uncle's pig farm...SO what's a girl like me to do??? GEEZZZZ!!

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John Kerry recently came into town and made at stop at my old high school Alma Mater~ to woo the Union Timken Company employees who are about to get the old BUSH-SENDS-ALL-THE-GOOD-JOBS-OVERSEAS dick in the ass. Easy votes really. I couldnt get tickets as it isn't a very big school and didn't hold many people. Our PIECE OF SHIT local paper decided to run this very interesting and ONLY photo

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Syphilis cases in Stark County are at a record high this year!! So protect your Willies, boys!Cases per year:1995 — 61996 — 101997 — 21998 — 41999 — 12000 — 12001 — 12002 — 52003 — 62004 — 26Syphilis symptomsPrimary — Painless sores at the point where syphilis enters the body.Secondary — Mucous membrane lesions; rash; swollen lymph glands; sore throat; hair loss; headaches; weight loss; muscle

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This is an article I found that really impressed me.... Men, just think about, a lil' bit! How does a guy get a woman to 'shower' him with attention to the point of obsession? By baiting a woman along with the psychological element of seduction known as DETACHMENT. Why does it work? Because it's the last thing that she expects... HERE'S HOW DETACHMENT WORKS: Once you've made a good

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N.J. Assembly OKs Ladies Nights at Bars What kind of half-a-fag guy started this mess??? TRENTON, N.J. - It's unanimous: Women deserve a cheap drink, at least in New Jersey bars and restaurants. Despite an administrative ruling that says the ladies' night at a Cherry Hill bar and restaurant violated state civil rights rules, Assembly members Thursday said there ought to be a law protecting the

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Your Erogenous Zone Is Your Skin You're just one big ball of sensitivity You pretty much get turned on from any touch And any of your body parts can be erogenous ... easily If anything, you can't take too much touch - feels too good! What's Your Secret Erogenous Zone? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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It all started with me ordering a Penis Butter Milkshake at Dairy QueenDairy PenisPenis Butter and JellyReese’s Penis Butter CupLittle Bo PenisThe Penis MonologuesThe Pittsburg PenisInternational House of PenisPenis FestPenis HutDominio’s PenisThe Macy’s Thanksgiving day PenisSplit Penis SoupAbsolute PenisChocolate Covered PenisPenis Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled PenisMulti-Penis CleanerTwo

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I knew it was time to throw away my Barbies, when she was getting more ass than playing with Skipper or riding in her Barbie Corvette. BARBIE HAS TITS!! I knew nothing about sex except that it was supposed to be 2 people naked in a dark place for a certain period of time. ALL MY BARBIES EVER DID WAS LAY NAKED ON TOP OF KEN ON A WINDOW-SILL WHILE I WAITED FOR ENOUGH TIME TO PASS UNTIL I COULD GO

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There are those who are entertaining and those who want to be entertained. Sometimes I entertain myself because I am such a dork at times, and I make myself laugh over shit that other people don't find funny. For instance, we just adopted this dog from the pound. The Pound-Puppy Prick (the local dog warden whom I suspect secretely hates dogs and loves giving them the needle) warmingly named this

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You Have a Wet Pussy! You've got the type of pussy guys never forget. No need for flowers or foreplay, you're already wet. You call yourself "natural Astroglide." You're always ready to have something inside. What Kind of Pussy Do *You* Have? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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This is one 'Whisky Dick' I wouldn't mind sucking on for HOURS!! Yummy...imagine how happy the world would be if all cock was made of Vodka... women getting buzzed off sucking it and men getting sucked more than they would know how to handle. This photo was digitally enhanced to remove "love handles" and the cock which was CLEARLY visible behind this CLEAR bottle of Vodka... See, no one is

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Are you a sexual addict?? Here is the prescreening questions that indicates that I am...Answer these twelve questions to access whether you may have a problem with sexual addiction. 1. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life? 2. Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not

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You are Lust! Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too much of a good thing. You have sex on the brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long. Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous person who is always up for a laugh. People however, have trouble keeping up with you. You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it down a bit! learn a little

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The first time I saw a penis was of course in the dirty magazines that my brother and I had found in my dad's hidden stash in the garage behind a box of Nails and Orange-off. He kept them in an old milk crate. LOTS of them. 70's porn, hairy bushes mostly, very little airbrushing, real women's bodies, and a few cocks here and there. But the first time I ever REALLY SAW a penis IN REAL LIFE terms,

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Nemesis ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla

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Your Heart is Orange What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla

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I will write more later, I am just SOOO busy right now cleaning around the house!

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Jogging with these tits, can be hazardous to my health!

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There is nothing like a little Porn to spice up your sex life. It's like being born again... only Porn Again. The other night, It would have benefited me to keep some rubber sheets around the house. My bed was soaked! I came and i came hard for HOURS!! Not every orgasm is like that- what I like to call 'THE FLOOD'. Sometimes, it is just good. But other times, it is THE FLOOD~ Gushing, flowering,

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Cocaine is BAD for the nose~~!! (good for sex though, bad for the nose!)

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Just when you thought you weren't a criminal... have you broke the law? I bet you have. 51 REALLY STUPID SEX LAWS!! Alabama- Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate (LEGITIMATE WHAT?) Alaska- It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose (SORRY TIFFANY, NO BEER FOR YOU!!) Arizona- It's illegal to have more than 2 dildos in a house (I WOULD PROUDLY BE A

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Nihilistic MeNIHILIST - \Ni"hil*ist\ (n.) Definition1. an advocate of anarchism 2. someone who rejects all theories of morality or religious belief Yesterday, I got a response from my State Senator GEORGE VOINOVICH. I wrote him to express my belief that there should exist no type of censorship of the media whatsoever, but especially that pertaining to nudity and what is known as obscene or

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FUCK YOU DR. PHIL!!! someone needs to have that idiot arrested!!! I never did understand why women flock around him like he is Jesus with a working penis! But during a bad thunderstorm the other day, while my satellite was fucking up and only the local channels were coming in, I was forced to watch this man. He is a propagandist. He wants to be a beacon to the forlorn, but he just creates more

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My fantasy with The Good Flame I recently was turned on to a group of guys (who say they all come from the same ovary, but I'm not sure)who make really smart and catchy music together. They fight over who has the biggest boners, but they all love women! Their music is fun, light-hearted, smart and crazy. The combination of which makes me horny baby! And the greatest thing is that there are THREE

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I love you, man!… I love you, beer, your my best friendYou keep me happy when I see redYou taste so cold, full and crispYet, I don't see you when I piss.You make me laugh, you makes me cryYou make me horny and I know why.Seems like you're always removing my thong,Makes a dick seem twice as long!You cheer me up when I am sad,at 3am, NO one looks bad.Driving with you seems like a blastYou make the

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If only all people were this straight forward!!

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You Are Most Like Samantha! For you, dating is the ultimate sport You're into guys with power, looks, or a lot of money. You rather have a great two weeks than a great forever. But even you fall victim to love from time to time :-) Romantic prediction: You'll find love in the next few months... But you'll be the last one to realize it. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You Most Like? Take

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Yeah, I'd Fuck 'Em, but only to put him in his place

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This is for Tiffany... may she one day understand why she was tossed like salad in Attica. (No animals were injured in the making of these boots.) There once was a girl from NantucketWhose husband’s cock, she’d not suck itThen along came meWith my sex-capade spreeAnd his marriage he did say “fuk it”.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)ExtremeLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ExtremeLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel

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Kavorka (n) Lativan term for the Allure of The Animal, considered a sexual curse of attraction. My Kavorka Pussy should be declared a Weapon of Mass Destruction and it is really. Pussy is the source of all life and pleasure, and mine is a real treat. In fact, it is the forbidden fruit. It seems as though men who only attempt to endulge in my peach for a little while, survive just fine, but those

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Most girls wait their whole lives for that magical 4-word question... "would you marry me?", I however am not most girls. I was recently asked this question- and unlike all the mushy proposals on television commercials and in the movies where the girl's eyes fill with tears of joys and there is kissing and hugging- my reaction was to grab a backpack, fill it with my shower necessities and run

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another confirmation on the slut factor: Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledeeNameYour Secret Kink ThingHotwax in uncomfortableplacesYour Sexual StrengthYou recharge instantly.. Your Sexual WeaknessYou masturbate too much. Your Likely STDLymphogranuloma Venereum How Many Partners in Crime?We all know you're a slut. Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

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What Do You Cry Out During Sex? by twinkerbelleName/Nickname:AgeWhat You Cry Out:"You were so worth the $26.50!"Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

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nothing makes the little shithead girl in me laugh harder than to watch people get pissed off about the little things they can't control. especially christians. to honor my fellow hypocritical brethren, i bring forth to you on this special day, a little frequently known fact sure to piss off any jesus loving freak. i typed in WWW.JESUS.COM and it redirected me to this site http://

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I never wanted to be that girl who loves things shoved in her ass. I've always enjoyed sex more than the average girl, but I really wanted to save one area of sex as a "see-even-I-have-sexual-limits" ace is the hole (pun is COMPLETELY intended!). Of course I have tried anal sex before... Once by accident, once on purpose. I didnt really know what to think about it before today. My lover

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They say marriage is good because it is the RIGHT thing to do. BUT I SAY FUK MARRIAGE!~ what's so right about an institution that is clogging up the family courts with divorce and child custody cases? what's so right about a greater than 50% failure rate? what's so great about storage units filled with wedding gifts and empty houses? what's so great about giving the legal field another reason to

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